It would appear that last month the Charlotte Lady Cats didn’t just show up at an NBA draft party. Looks like they did a little dancing as well. And why the hell not? It’s their privilege. It’s their right to make every single drunk guy there pay zero attention the lack of talent in this year’s draft.

Might as well get these guys drooling over a nice tush then drooling over a 6 for 9 215 lb drink of water who’s supposed to set Madison Square Garden on fire? We’ll see about that. You think Michael Jordan was at this party now that he’s freshly divorced?

Do you think Michael Jordan has his own little private Bobcat tryout sessions at his house? I’m guessing that he does and I’m guessing that one on one is taking on a whole new meaning these days.

I couldn’t be any more bored now than writing this article. Just check out the chicks and enjoy.

What could perhaps be the best gathering of any event of any year is the P.R.O (Professional Routines On Demand) Convention. Essentially it’s a hodge podge of cheerleaders from various leagues like the NFL, MLB, NCAA, NHL, and a whole host more.

At this convention the ladies do a bunch of things including the sharing of cheering tips, looking ridiculously hot, stretching out so their legs don’t tighten up, buying the latest push up bras and learning the latest vagina tightening techniques.

It’s truly a spectacle to see. And just for shits and giggles the ladies all cheer together in banquet halls. Check out these pictures.

There are two sides to this equation. On the one hand, you’ve got a 3 on 3 Charity Tournament and you’re gearing up to play. You practice with all of your buddies and you definitely want to win this thing.

Well, the tournament starts and then all of a sudden you’ve got Redskin ass shaking in front of your face. How in the hell do you now go back out there and concentrate on winning the damned thing?

Then again, you’re one of the organizers of this charity event. Is it wise to hire these cheerleaders to boost attendance? You’re damned right it is. Look at these chicks!

I’d like to turn that asses to Red Skin. What a terrible line.

I wonder if Doug Flutie would have played better knowing that these chicks were coming out of the tunnel at halftime. “You want to see us cheer eh? Eh? Eh?”

What I like best about these ladies is the fact they go in the stands and fraternize with the fans. And I hear that after each game they do a little rockettes type of show at the gates. Perhaps I was embellishing on that last part.

But wouldn’t that be nice? Especially if the team lost. I mean is it too much to ask to have a consolation hummer now and then? I mean it’s gotta be part of the job requirement doesn’t it?

Win a chance to bang an Argonaut! I’m doing the sweepstakes next month.