You just can’t argue with women that come out in chaps. It’s impossible. I suppose the roses in the mouths are a good touch as well. However, you know and I know there are plenty of other things these girls can put in their mouths that would draw my attention. Take beef jerky for example. Nutritious, a little salty, but representative of a long tradition of cow steering. Just trying to show some school spirit. How about slim jims? How about my….?

Read first paragraph. Although I’d say they are being a bit more persuasive in this shot wouldn’t you? This almost reminds me of the movie “Varsity Blues” in a weird kind of way. I feel like these girls are just leaving a strip club early in the morning. Then again, they are right outside the Rose Bowl and my mind is completely in the gutter right now.

Did I mention I like chaps?

No more chaps!

There we go. Even if the chaps are on the dude, at least we got chaps. At least I get to use the word “Chaps” 100 times. That’s really the whole point of this article.

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I’d be smiling too if my face were that close to the firm tush of a hot southern belle about to root for her Longhorns. Oh wait, what if that’s a dude? Look at the butt on that one. Yeah, he must work out. You gotta love Texas though, they are really fanatical down there. I highly doubt that Manhattan College has a site that’s even remotely similar to Burnt Orange.