You gotta love this column at CBS Sportsline. They make my work so easy. How could I not start off with a South Carolina Game Cock?

Nick Saban has never been so happy with the Alabama Crimson. Guy gets to leave the NFL which he never should have joined in the first place. Guy gets revered by every student at the school.  Guy could easily get BJ’s from all of these chicks if he really wanted to.

Jesus Christ this girl is cute. I might actually fly to a Hurricanes game just to see her do a split in the air.