There are two sides to this equation. On the one hand, you’ve got a 3 on 3 Charity Tournament and you’re gearing up to play. You practice with all of your buddies and you definitely want to win this thing.

Well, the tournament starts and then all of a sudden you’ve got Redskin ass shaking in front of your face. How in the hell do you now go back out there and concentrate on winning the damned thing?

Then again, you’re one of the organizers of this charity event. Is it wise to hire these cheerleaders to boost attendance? You’re damned right it is. Look at these chicks!

I’d like to turn that asses to Red Skin. What a terrible line.

I mean I know it’s their job to look like they’re having the times of their lives but they really look lovely don’t they? I specifically chose these pictures because of the enthusiasm and true zest for the game of football that these women are displaying.

You just have to love NFL Cheerleaders. What’s even more. You have to love it when they wear costumes and pose with mascots. Now I’m not 100% sure of this but I would have to imagine that a mascot or two has gotten wood in his outfit at least once while posing with a cheerleader.

You see, that’s the kinds of questions I’d ask a cheerleader and that’s certainly how I’d rate my cheerleaders. How many mascot boners have you induced while taking pictures with said mascots?

Shake it ladies…

I’m 99% sure that I’d rather go to the Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders website than the website of the real team for at least the next 15 years. As everyone has pointed out, this is clearly the only hope for this NFL franchise right now.

In all honesty, ownership should really start thinking about putting these ladies in executive roles. I know that if I were an owner I’d gladly accept a visit from the newly minted VP of operations who walked in with pom poms and shook her ass in my face.

“Give me a 1st rounder for Ricky Williams!” “Give me a Tom Brady or I won’t have sex with you!” Before you know it Miami would turn into a pro bowl squad. Is it really that far fetched an idea?

The power of sexual deviance and manipulation just isn’t used enough in pro sports. In the meantime enjoy these pictures and realize that my scenario is a much better idea than what Miami is doing now….losing a ton of games.

I personally think that this bunch could be the best overall cheering squad in the entire NFL, and perhaps all of pro sports. The combination of outfits, good looks, and warm climate location all make for a great crew. Their team page kind of makes me salivate. Look at those uniforms folks. You know what’s funny? If you asked your wife or girlfriend to put on one of those in the bedroom you’d be thoroughly disappointed. 9 times out of 10 women just wouldn’t be able to pull of those uni’s like these girls do. God bless for women that actually have bodies this tight. Good lord. Man I’m religious today.

Um. Yeah. What’s up with that face though? Is she computer animated or something? I guess so because having a body like that generally would mean that something or some part of the body has to be robotic or artificial. Any woman who naturally looks like that should probably be quarantined and sent off to a remote island where they are engineering perfect women in case civilization comes to a close. Either that or I should kidnap her and store her in my basement for safekeeping. I don’t have a basement though, but if I did…..

Keep ‘em up ladies. Keep them the UP! Do we even have to get into a discussion as to how amazing this picture is? Is it even worth talking about? All I can say is that this picture is proof that nudity is simply unnecessary if you need to rub one out. I mean I’m a hardcore kind of a guy and I need some serious stimuli at times, but I think if I were on the Bucs field I might have to retire to the bathroom for a few. This picture is just silly, absolutely silly.

Abs. Hi. Abs. Now those are the kinds of tummies I like to see on ladies. I’m not into the six packs. She has a very feminine, in shape kind of stomach. Those shorts are driving me up the wall.

Now, is the girl with the implants better looking than the rest of the ladies we’ve seen so far? Nah. But she has implants thus making her body, at least to me, look a hell of a lot more raunchy, steamy, whatever adjective to describe “more bangable.” And that to me, is what it’s all about.

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It’s only fitting that we see breasts squeezed together and blond hair in San Diego. It just sounds about right doesn’t it? Things in San Diego are looking up lately. I guess Ladanian Tomlinson is finally getting his eyes off of Kylette and into the game a bit more. Is there any doubt that Merriman is still on the juice? Is there any doubt that Norv Turner’s acne and poor coaching skills come back to haunt him? Only time will tell. I’m not a tremendous fan of the NFL but these little vixens make it pretty tolerable.

“Stop looking at my butt! Oh my God!” Is there any doubt that she’s looking at her boyfriend or someone of that stature in the sidelines? Here’s what you don’t know Mr. Boyfriend. What she’s really thinking is “oh my God you have no idea how many guys I’ve banged on this team do you?” I wonder what the stats are on that. Players to Cheerleader’s Screwed. I have no clue but I’d imagine that each NFL player has probably had sex with on average 2-4 cheerleaders in their lifetimes.

Those stomachs are almost too flat and too muscular. I pretty much would like to have a stomach like that. If that’s the case and I’m a guy then there’s something a little too masculine about it thus making it a bit weird to be seen on a woman. Even so though, I’m sure the firmness of those abs would make for better squeezing ability and thus make for better sexual prowess. Can you imagine one of these girls on top of you? I can. I will and I will continue to do so.

Gooooooooooooooooo Ribs!

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I tell ya if the Asian Persuasion looked a little more like this around the clock I’d be a much bigger fan. She makes me “me so hoany, me love you long time”. Damnet now I have a visual of that scene in “Full Metal Jacket” where the dude says “beaucoup” because of the black snake. Pretty money that the black dude whips it out and proves that it isn’t big. I mean how often does that happen? In any event, rather than get off the subject let’s stick with Asian gals. I think overall, I’m not a huge fan but I believe that when you spot a really hot Asian, they rival the hottest girls from any region in the world. Truly astounding. That and the catering to a man’s needs really helps. I imagine this little vixen caters to most of the Dolphin’s needs. She better. At 0-10 I think they might be the worst NFL team assembled since the game began. I gathered these pictures from a Linkinn collection and he seems to be even more perverted than myself. Way to go bud.

Can someone please explain to me why they dressed these girls in outfits that a two year old would wear? This girl is extraordinarily hot. There’s no doubt about it but even I think this is a bit obtuse. It’s a shame a girl this hot is subjected to this outfit. Is it so hard to get a pair of hot pants, throw on a bikini top and wear really high boots? The Miami Dolphins really need to get their heads in the game. It’s like a one piece sailor outfit or something. Jesus Christ guys, can’t you get anything right this year?

That’s more like it. She and the Asian chick are welcome any time. Has anyone here ever hooked up with a cheerleader? True story. I made out with a black alternate for the Dallas Cowboy’s cheerleader squad about 5 years ago. I met her at Culture club in New York City. She was with her friend who was a Hooter’s waitress from Tallahassee. Me and my buddy took them to an Irish pub at 3 in the morning. At the time I lived with my parents and we actually waited at Penn Station for a train to Long Island. We realized that would have been a bad move. So instead we took them to Blarney Stone. We ended up at their hotel which was a Howard Johnson’s on 58th. The Hooter’s girl refused to do anything with my buddy yet when I came back from the stairwell (where me and said cheerleader were getting it on) I found him in bed with her and she was topless. It was a fun night.

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Well, the Cleveland Cavaliers are looking pretty stinky this year. Lebron James will have a stellar year with a particularly unstellar cast. The rest of the East will catch up. The Celtics look tough and I’m sure the Pistons will right the ship. So what in God’s name would keep Bron Bron on his home court? These ladies of the NBA for starters.

I’ve actually been to a few games at the Garden when Lebron was there. He’s a great talent, there’s no doubt about it, but I caught him at least 3 times socializing with Spike Lee. I’m guessing he’d point his eyes in this direction if she were a Knicks City Dancer.

Focus ladies. Focus. Then do a split, pull your legs back behind your heads, smile, scream, cheer, and look like you mean it damnet.

Back in 2005 Maxim introduce some ladies from the gridiron. I personally like these pictures the most out of the entire gallery. It’s no surprise that the first picture contains a couple from the Cincinnati Bengals squad. Move those chains!

No clue what team these two are on. No matter. No care. Just oiled up and ready to pop.

It’s nearly impossible to go wrong with the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders. But when they’re fighting with the New Orleans Saints? That’s what I’m talking about.