It’s nice to troll around photo image sites and type in random search terms.  However, I’ll admit that on this occasion I didn’t type anything event remotely random.  I simply typed in “Cheerleaders.”

And what did I stumble across?  Some of the sexiness that is the Dallas Maverick Cheerleaders.  I’m not 100% sure what this function is they’re giving out autographs at.  What I do know is that I’ve already booked my plane ticket to move to Dallas.

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Is it too late to show Holiday pictures of Cheerleaders?  Um, no.  The very simple answer to that is that it’s always a good time to show pictures of cheerleaders in cute holiday outfits.

I mean it’s a great time to show cheerleaders in jeans and sweaters.  When they’re wearing snow hats it makes it that much cuter.  So why stop anywhere.  Might as well head out to Los Angeles where the Clippers girls were into it.

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Holidays are a great time to cheer, don’t you think?  And given that most of you are just starting your returns home, why not keep you in the festive Christmas mood?

Who better to help the transition back to the real world than Cheerleaders in Christmas gear?  OK, I have nothing important to say here.  Seriously, it’s an extremely slow time of year and there’s too much egg nog in my system to compile a decent sentence.

So here are Christmas cheerleaders from a bunch of different leagues

Last Monday, the Warrior Girls unveiled their 2009 Calendar at Oracle Arena’s Club 200 Lounge. This was the first time in the calendar’s three-year existence that the fans were allowed to witness the team’s annual calendar unveiling party.

It was also the first time that I actually paid attention to something other than a cheerleader’s legs.  I was finally able to look up at those beautiful dresses where cleavage was abound.  Aww.  That was kind of mean.

What, are you kidding me?  Now if they could only cheer in those black dresses.  Then we’d really have something.

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I guess living in a city like Miami you’re sort of obligated to have ridiculously hot cheerleaders.  And I must say that the Miami Heat Dancers do not disappoint.  Not only do they tantalize on the court, but they do their thing off.

From runway appearances to nights out on the town, these are the types of broads I’d like to hang out with only weekly basis.  I say weekly because I’m sure I would be completely worn out trying to keep up with their energy.  I’d rather give them an hour of full attention than sit around like a lump.

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Well it’s a good thing I have.  Just the other night the Warriors took on the Heat in what was one of the less eventful games of the season.  However, the Warrior Girls more than made up for any lack of talent on the basketball court (except for Dwayne Wade).

If it weren’t for these particular ladies, my argument for the NFL having hotter cheerleaders than the NBA would hold true.  It’s a great debate that I hope goes on for years.  And I hope that the cheerleaders from both leagues do everything they can to support their cause.

In the meantime, enjoy these Warrior Girls pictures from various games.

While I certainly enjoy watching cheerleaders entertain us from the front, that doesn’t mean I don’t appreciate the view from the rear.  In fact I wouldn’t mind an entire halftime show dedicated to watching some of these women bend over.

That’s why I’ve decided to gather a collection of cheerleader butt shots.  You just have to appreciate the shape these women are in, and how they have zero qualms about show it off.

Thanks ladies!

And the Mavericks are off to a slow start this year.  They’re just not tough enough.  At least that’s my take on it.  But you know something?  It’d be pretty damned hard to concentrate if you had this women shaking their pom poms at you during halftime.

Maybe they should let one of the Mavs Dancers join the real team for a little.  She could do a “Dirk if you score 30 you can put it anywhere” kind of routine.   I’m sure that would boost his performance.

In any event, here is your 2008-2009 Dallas Mavericks Dance Squad.  God I love push up bras.

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