From NFL Cheerleader

The Florida Marlins Mermaids, Major League Baseball’s first and hottest dance/energy squad, is hosting open auditions for the 2009 team at F.I.U’s U.S. Century Bank Arena on January 18, 2009, at 8 a.m. ET. A select number of Mermaid hopefuls will be chosen from these auditions to take part in the Mermaid boot camp before competing in the final auditions at the Seminole Hard Rock Casino on Friday, January 30, 2009 at 9 p.m.

In other words if you’re a pervert like me you might actually spend the money to fly down there, take pictures and put them up on your cheerleading blog.

Um, no.  Actually I’ll just find some guy who put them on Flickr.  In the meantime, enjoy these pictures of the Mermaids.

Holidays are a great time to cheer, don’t you think?  And given that most of you are just starting your returns home, why not keep you in the festive Christmas mood?

Who better to help the transition back to the real world than Cheerleaders in Christmas gear?  OK, I have nothing important to say here.  Seriously, it’s an extremely slow time of year and there’s too much egg nog in my system to compile a decent sentence.

So here are Christmas cheerleaders from a bunch of different leagues

What could perhaps be the best gathering of any event of any year is the P.R.O (Professional Routines On Demand) Convention. Essentially it’s a hodge podge of cheerleaders from various leagues like the NFL, MLB, NCAA, NHL, and a whole host more.

At this convention the ladies do a bunch of things including the sharing of cheering tips, looking ridiculously hot, stretching out so their legs don’t tighten up, buying the latest push up bras and learning the latest vagina tightening techniques.

It’s truly a spectacle to see. And just for shits and giggles the ladies all cheer together in banquet halls. Check out these pictures.

As baseball season progresses, it’s becoming clear that on the hot days of summer the relief one would get out of a baseball game might not just be a cold beer or an ice cream. Perhaps it’s a bunch of hot chicks tossing out towels from a gun.

Or maybe it’s seeing them jump up and down on the dugout sweating up a storm. Maybe seeing their glistening legs shine will horn up all the husbands at the game. Or perhaps it will make them look at their current wives and get really really pissed because they’re not hitting that.

In any event, I’m sure that the ladies of the Atlanta Braves are having some kind of effect on the fans. Put it this way. Would you be more inclined to buy merchandise from a loud raucous annoying guy screaming “Beer!” or a sexy 20 something year old waving her perfectly moist legs in your direction?

Man I need another job.

Well, it’s pretty clear that the Florida Marlins have thrown in the towel for at least 2-3 more years. And yet somehow I feel like the team will be in World Series contention before we know it. Shelling out $21 million for a payroll is one sure way to tell the fans, “relax, we blow, you don’t even have to come if you don’t want to.” But management did make one smart move. The Marlins Mermaids. Well done fellas. Well done.

Enjoy the pics

Look, I’m not an old guy. I’m hip. I’m with the times…but when the fuck did we have cheerleaders in baseball? I don’t think I’ve ever attended a Yankees game and drooled unless I saw A-Rod’s beautiful purple lips or Jeter’s tight little heiny. Would be nice if some females gave me a chubby. Come on Marlins Mermaids, pave the way!