“Nothing wrong with spending a weekend at the beach. Imagine, however, being at this particular beach where the Miami Hurricanes Cheerleaders and fearless leader Christina Demaria recently decided to do a photoshoot.” [H/T Uncoached]

I could not possibly agree more with the folks at Uncoached. But I’d like to expand on that thought. Not only imagine yourself at the beach with these girls. Imagine yourself at a completely uninhibited drunk fest at the University of Miami with these girls off their rockers doing a strip show.

And then imagine yourself having completely drunken, “not really knowing what’s going on” sex. Of course that sex will not be with these girls but rather you, the dork, by yourself imagining yourself with one of these girls.

Gooooo Miami!

You gotta love this column at CBS Sportsline. They make my work so easy. How could I not start off with a South Carolina Game Cock?

Nick Saban has never been so happy with the Alabama Crimson. Guy gets to leave the NFL which he never should have joined in the first place. Guy gets revered by every student at the school.  Guy could easily get BJ’s from all of these chicks if he really wanted to.

Jesus Christ this girl is cute. I might actually fly to a Hurricanes game just to see her do a split in the air.