I tell ya if the Asian Persuasion looked a little more like this around the clock I’d be a much bigger fan. She makes me “me so hoany, me love you long time”. Damnet now I have a visual of that scene in “Full Metal Jacket” where the dude says “beaucoup” because of the black snake. Pretty money that the black dude whips it out and proves that it isn’t big. I mean how often does that happen? In any event, rather than get off the subject let’s stick with Asian gals. I think overall, I’m not a huge fan but I believe that when you spot a really hot Asian, they rival the hottest girls from any region in the world. Truly astounding. That and the catering to a man’s needs really helps. I imagine this little vixen caters to most of the Dolphin’s needs. She better. At 0-10 I think they might be the worst NFL team assembled since the game began. I gathered these pictures from a Linkinn collection and he seems to be even more perverted than myself. Way to go bud.

Can someone please explain to me why they dressed these girls in outfits that a two year old would wear? This girl is extraordinarily hot. There’s no doubt about it but even I think this is a bit obtuse. It’s a shame a girl this hot is subjected to this outfit. Is it so hard to get a pair of hot pants, throw on a bikini top and wear really high boots? The Miami Dolphins really need to get their heads in the game. It’s like a one piece sailor outfit or something. Jesus Christ guys, can’t you get anything right this year?

That’s more like it. She and the Asian chick are welcome any time. Has anyone here ever hooked up with a cheerleader? True story. I made out with a black alternate for the Dallas Cowboy’s cheerleader squad about 5 years ago. I met her at Culture club in New York City. She was with her friend who was a Hooter’s waitress from Tallahassee. Me and my buddy took them to an Irish pub at 3 in the morning. At the time I lived with my parents and we actually waited at Penn Station for a train to Long Island. We realized that would have been a bad move. So instead we took them to Blarney Stone. We ended up at their hotel which was a Howard Johnson’s on 58th. The Hooter’s girl refused to do anything with my buddy yet when I came back from the stairwell (where me and said cheerleader were getting it on) I found him in bed with her and she was topless. It was a fun night.

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Apparently Maxim is better at sniffing out talent from the NFL than I am. Well, all I can say is that I’m glad I was wrong.