I’m 99% sure that I’d rather go to the Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders website than the website of the real team for at least the next 15 years. As everyone has pointed out, this is clearly the only hope for this NFL franchise right now.

In all honesty, ownership should really start thinking about putting these ladies in executive roles. I know that if I were an owner I’d gladly accept a visit from the newly minted VP of operations who walked in with pom poms and shook her ass in my face.

“Give me a 1st rounder for Ricky Williams!” “Give me a Tom Brady or I won’t have sex with you!” Before you know it Miami would turn into a pro bowl squad. Is it really that far fetched an idea?

The power of sexual deviance and manipulation just isn’t used enough in pro sports. In the meantime enjoy these pictures and realize that my scenario is a much better idea than what Miami is doing now….losing a ton of games.