Well, the Cleveland Cavaliers are looking pretty stinky this year. Lebron James will have a stellar year with a particularly unstellar cast. The rest of the East will catch up. The Celtics look tough and I’m sure the Pistons will right the ship. So what in God’s name would keep Bron Bron on his home court? These ladies of the NBA for starters.

I’ve actually been to a few games at the Garden when Lebron was there. He’s a great talent, there’s no doubt about it, but I caught him at least 3 times socializing with Spike Lee. I’m guessing he’d point his eyes in this direction if she were a Knicks City Dancer.

Focus ladies. Focus. Then do a split, pull your legs back behind your heads, smile, scream, cheer, and look like you mean it damnet.