Who said hockey sucked?  Well I know I have about a million times.  Personally I can’t stand hockey.  It should come as no surprise that I hate soccer as well.  I just can’t stand all the back and forth with no score.

I can however, stand back and forth with the Devils Dancers.  These girls could teach me a thing or two about making the cold very very hot.

Man was that lame.

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Well it’s not that the game was such a challenge.  USC did a nice job of disposing of UCLA.  However,  you know that the sidelines must have been one of the focal points of that game.  Two of the nations top cheerleading schools were battling.

And when I say this I don’t mean UCLA and USC.  I mean the schools of cheerleading and song girls.  Both of these little squads are quite the spectacle.  It’s nice to see such team spirit but I’d much rather seem them mudwrestle.

OK so I threw in a couple UCLA girls too.  Sue me.

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Last Monday, the Warrior Girls unveiled their 2009 Calendar at Oracle Arena’s Club 200 Lounge. This was the first time in the calendar’s three-year existence that the fans were allowed to witness the team’s annual calendar unveiling party.

It was also the first time that I actually paid attention to something other than a cheerleader’s legs.  I was finally able to look up at those beautiful dresses where cleavage was abound.  Aww.  That was kind of mean.

What, are you kidding me?  Now if they could only cheer in those black dresses.  Then we’d really have something.

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Yeah sure this game happened two months ago.  And does it make any difference whatsoever?  The correct answer is no.  This is college.  These are college cheerleaders, and if I had pictures from 17 years ago that were worth posting then I would have them up faster than you could say “college cheerleader confesses she is in love with rogue cheerleader blogger.”

You gotta love Oklahoma and there Sooner gals.  Sooner rather than later, I’ll be taking my pants off.  It’s because I’m going to bed.  Jesus guys you really are sickos.

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I guess living in a city like Miami you’re sort of obligated to have ridiculously hot cheerleaders.  And I must say that the Miami Heat Dancers do not disappoint.  Not only do they tantalize on the court, but they do their thing off.

From runway appearances to nights out on the town, these are the types of broads I’d like to hang out with only weekly basis.  I say weekly because I’m sure I would be completely worn out trying to keep up with their energy.  I’d rather give them an hour of full attention than sit around like a lump.

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Click on the photo for more Montag Bikini action

And I have to say this.  Despite the fact that girls like Montag are attention getting, money grubbing, annoyingly high classed chicks, I still love them to no end.  I mean how could you not love an ass like that?  It’s impossible.

The Tailgate

The hottie that A-Rod cheated on Madonna with - [College OTR]

Reason to be envious of Sean Avery: Elisha Cuthbert - [Brahsome]

I would definitely bang Taylor Swift - [Epic Carnival]

The 5 Hottest Chicks with Stupid Names - [Blog of Hilarity]

Playboy’s 2008 Holiday wish book - [COED Magazine]

Miss Freedom Grill 2009: Eileen Craker - [Tailgating Ideas]

What NBA Fans want for Christmas - [Cuzoogle]

Cindy Taylor is bending over - [Nextround]

Now that’s a great view for these guys - [Deaddog]

Blue Collar Hotties - [Bugehoobs]

I would imagine it’s a prestigious honor for a young woman in college to get recognized by Sports Illustrated.  And I’m guessing that Korianne VanAuken was pumped when the folks from the magazine gave her a call to discuss this interview.

Some highlights?  Korianne thinks her best feature is her legs.  She listens to New Kids on the Block all the time and she loves Ice Cream!  I have a feeling that some things were left off.

Likes to do splits when drunk.  Has done a 50 second keg stand while doing a split.  Has also has sex while in the split position.

What, am I wrong?

Well it’s a good thing I have.  Just the other night the Warriors took on the Heat in what was one of the less eventful games of the season.  However, the Warrior Girls more than made up for any lack of talent on the basketball court (except for Dwayne Wade).

If it weren’t for these particular ladies, my argument for the NFL having hotter cheerleaders than the NBA would hold true.  It’s a great debate that I hope goes on for years.  And I hope that the cheerleaders from both leagues do everything they can to support their cause.

In the meantime, enjoy these Warrior Girls pictures from various games.