I’m 99% sure that I’d rather go to the Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders website than the website of the real team for at least the next 15 years. As everyone has pointed out, this is clearly the only hope for this NFL franchise right now.

In all honesty, ownership should really start thinking about putting these ladies in executive roles. I know that if I were an owner I’d gladly accept a visit from the newly minted VP of operations who walked in with pom poms and shook her ass in my face.

“Give me a 1st rounder for Ricky Williams!” “Give me a Tom Brady or I won’t have sex with you!” Before you know it Miami would turn into a pro bowl squad. Is it really that far fetched an idea?

The power of sexual deviance and manipulation just isn’t used enough in pro sports. In the meantime enjoy these pictures and realize that my scenario is a much better idea than what Miami is doing now….losing a ton of games.

Thanks to these pictures from Gymstar we get a real close look at why Volleyball is becoming more popular. For the life of me I could never find out what SEAT meant.

I no longer have the will power nor do I really care what it means. I then researched Nestea and couldn’t find any evidence of these women. All I do know that most of them are fitness instructors in their spare time.

They also need to start dancing for some major sports teams so we can get to know them a bit better. I will say this. The photo set where I got these pictures contained over 1700 shots. Obsess much Mr. Photographer?

I mean they’re hot but 1700 pictures hot? Maybe like 900 pictures, but I don’t know about 1700. P.S. Volleyball will never be a popular sport. Still though, these girls are fun to look at.

Enjoy the Rest

The Geneve Servette Hockey Club has much to smile about most days. I mean who the hell knows if they’re good or not but the players get to watch this group of girls strut their stuff every night.

However, ladies of the team, watch your asses as perverts in the stands may have no clue how old you are. According the to the team site these are the requirements to join:

“If you are between the ages of 16 and 25, have a good sense of rhythm, a solid base in dance and are available for group practices as well as the GSHC games at Vernets, please contact us.”

Sixteen! Seems like my kind of team

Well, it’s pretty clear that the Florida Marlins have thrown in the towel for at least 2-3 more years. And yet somehow I feel like the team will be in World Series contention before we know it. Shelling out $21 million for a payroll is one sure way to tell the fans, “relax, we blow, you don’t even have to come if you don’t want to.” But management did make one smart move. The Marlins Mermaids. Well done fellas. Well done.

Enjoy the pics