You just can’t argue with women that come out in chaps. It’s impossible. I suppose the roses in the mouths are a good touch as well. However, you know and I know there are plenty of other things these girls can put in their mouths that would draw my attention. Take beef jerky for example. Nutritious, a little salty, but representative of a long tradition of cow steering. Just trying to show some school spirit. How about slim jims? How about my….?

Read first paragraph. Although I’d say they are being a bit more persuasive in this shot wouldn’t you? This almost reminds me of the movie “Varsity Blues” in a weird kind of way. I feel like these girls are just leaving a strip club early in the morning. Then again, they are right outside the Rose Bowl and my mind is completely in the gutter right now.

Did I mention I like chaps?

No more chaps!

There we go. Even if the chaps are on the dude, at least we got chaps. At least I get to use the word “Chaps” 100 times. That’s really the whole point of this article.

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The one shining spot in what will go down as one of the most disappointing seasons in sports history, is the cheerleading squad this is the New York Knicks City Dancers.  Shall I rant and rave about the Knicks given the fact that I’m from New York?  It’s pretty futile at this point.  Here I am kind of psyched for Zack Randolph.  Eddy Curry’s a big dude.  Balkman can defend.  Marbury?  Let’s move on.  Little Nate showing promise in the summer.  As I write these names I nearly want to puke.  This is just a bad team.  Truly pathetic and yet these dancers are so unbelievably hot.  I haven’t gone to any games this year because I’ve taken the stance of “yes I’m a fan but in order to send a message I refuse to buy a ticket.”  I think more fans should just stop coming and maybe Dolan will get the fucking message.

So anyway, that was enough rambling about the worst team in pro sports.   Let’s talk about one of the best dancing squads in all of pro sports.  The Knick City Dancers have it all.  They wear the outfits right, do the dances right, have the sex appeal in their routines, and just give off a New York vibe that I can’t find anywhere but here.  I even saw them do this Britney Spearsy type thing where they whipped out the chairs and spread their legs.  These girls know what’s up.  I even saw them in street gear after a game once.  You know they were about to go out and simply tear it up at the clubs.  These girls kick ass, period.

Speaking of spreading legs….Hi.

You know what’s fun about watching the chicks on any sports team dancing squad?  It’s really trying to decipher who your favorite one is.  You just stare and are so entranced by the entire routine.  It’s really like being in another world.  I love whipping out the long lenses and just doing my homework.  This little brunette here happens to be one of my favorites.  Who cares?  Any of them will do.

We are the New York Knicks!

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Let’s go Mizzou! Usually when we’re talking Southern schools we’re looking at some blonds, blue eyes and tight little bodies. And we kind of have that at Mizzou. But you see, the difference between college and the pros is that I think in college squads are looking for spirit more so than looks. And you know what? That’s a shame. I mean in Miss America the Missouri chick is always hot. Well I can always take solace in the fact that it’s pretty rare if impossible to find a cheerleader that isn’t sporting a ridiculous figure skater life body. Just click on the picture for the full size you twinks.

Girl on the left is decent. Girl in the middle? Great stomach but come on. I could see her sitting across from me in home economics in high school. The guys would say, “Yeah I’d hit it but I’m not sure how long I’d stick around.” The truth hurts but someone has to say it. And why not it be me? Eh, I kind of like her smile though. Smiles go a long way.

I’d much rather see them doing splits.

Get ‘em up ladies! Get em up!

That dude loves his job.

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