I personally think that this bunch could be the best overall cheering squad in the entire NFL, and perhaps all of pro sports. The combination of outfits, good looks, and warm climate location all make for a great crew. Their team page kind of makes me salivate. Look at those uniforms folks. You know what’s funny? If you asked your wife or girlfriend to put on one of those in the bedroom you’d be thoroughly disappointed. 9 times out of 10 women just wouldn’t be able to pull of those uni’s like these girls do. God bless for women that actually have bodies this tight. Good lord. Man I’m religious today.

Um. Yeah. What’s up with that face though? Is she computer animated or something? I guess so because having a body like that generally would mean that something or some part of the body has to be robotic or artificial. Any woman who naturally looks like that should probably be quarantined and sent off to a remote island where they are engineering perfect women in case civilization comes to a close. Either that or I should kidnap her and store her in my basement for safekeeping. I don’t have a basement though, but if I did…..

Keep ‘em up ladies. Keep them the UP! Do we even have to get into a discussion as to how amazing this picture is? Is it even worth talking about? All I can say is that this picture is proof that nudity is simply unnecessary if you need to rub one out. I mean I’m a hardcore kind of a guy and I need some serious stimuli at times, but I think if I were on the Bucs field I might have to retire to the bathroom for a few. This picture is just silly, absolutely silly.

Abs. Hi. Abs. Now those are the kinds of tummies I like to see on ladies. I’m not into the six packs. She has a very feminine, in shape kind of stomach. Those shorts are driving me up the wall.

Now, is the girl with the implants better looking than the rest of the ladies we’ve seen so far? Nah. But she has implants thus making her body, at least to me, look a hell of a lot more raunchy, steamy, whatever adjective to describe “more bangable.” And that to me, is what it’s all about.

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I’m wondering which of the two spirit squads are better. You can check out the Gatorzone Spirit Program to compare the two. Man what a year Florida had in 2006 huh? The two most major sports in college and winning championships in both? Silliness. Hell I’m a guy and I think I’d even consider sucking Urban Meyers dick after that season. Could that guy be any more revered? You know some of these girls have offered their services to him. Billy Donovan? Eddie Munster? You know, same guy. Thank God he didn’t flake out and coach the Magic. Being a college coach is far and away one of the coolest jobs around. You make a few mil a year and are basically a God for your entire tenure.

Boy I tell ya it’s not exactly a bad problem to have to decide which group you’d rather roll around in the swampy Florida mud with. Those white boots?  OK, what the hell am I talking about?  I will NEVER, ever roll around the mud with these girls but can’t they make a mud calendar or something?  Perhaps that gal below would participate.

Hahaha. Yeah right. Like this is one of the cheerleaders? Nope. I played a little joke here. This is a model featured on Gatorgirls.

This little lady on the other hand is an actual cheerleader and probably the winner of the entire bunch.  I think she’s probably the best looking one.  She’s got a tiny bit of Jessica Sampson and Bridgette Wilson Sampras going on there.  What the hell ever happened to Wilson Sampras?  She was such a little number in “Billy Madison.”  Oh well.

Just keep looking down and you’ll be fine.

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Thanks to a little Facebook connection I was able to get some great shots of the ASU Dance team. As if ASU wasn’t one of, if not the top schools for hot girls, they of course have to take a crop of them with ridiculously nice bodies and let them dance at sporting events so guys like me can completely lose focus of the game. By the way, here is their official team page in case you care.

Now this is what I’m talking about. Doesn’t really appear that their team page would contain the appropriate bikini shots that this site most certainly needs. Sure it’s easy to understand how good their bodies are, but you just can’t match a great bikini shot. Question for all males over the age of 25. What in the world would you possibly do if every one of these girls asked you to join them for a steam? I can take a guess at what face you guys might make. Something like this?

Probably. And if this were the girl who asked you for a steam? I’m sure whoever this girl is, is the type that would get really pissed at me for posting a picture where a pimple was present. This girl could have 65 pimples and she’d still be gorgeous. Well, maybe not 65. Whatever man, I’d gladly eat those pimples for a dance session with her and the rest of the dance squad.

“Oh my God! We are so silly. Yay!”

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From the frozen tundra of American Indoor Football Association come the Erie Freeze. Kind of reminds me of the movie Mystery Alaska. Up in the cold frozen lake town come a group of young women who are here to entertain our shivering men. Of course this is INDOOR football so none of that plays out too well. Plus we’re talking about Pennsylvania here, not minus 30 degree Alaska. However, the part about young women and entertainment most certainly rings true. These ladies are the essence of team spirit as they show for the bus rides, the lunches, dinners, lapdances, and even make it to the player’s wives poker tournaments. It’s a great group of girls with wonderful talents. You can feel free check out their Myspace team page.

Ever see the movie The Replacements? These girls remind me of the Sentinel Cheerleaders who are comprised of mostly strippers. These are the kind of ladies that make me want to be a local. They are right up there with ring girls at amateur fights or ice girls for junior hockey. Bottom line they are all hot and just haven’t made it yet. I hope this little article gets them some publicity. Me and my 1 hit a day.

What did I tell you about their skills? Bear in mind something. This picture was taken on a frozen lake. Even at the junior level these ladies are willing to do what it takes to entertain a crowd. Well…possibly to entertain some dude on flickr who took all of these pictures. Either way, it’s entertaining and it’s very helpful with my day.

Must be a night game or crappy lighting. It must also be white boot night. I’m also assuming that it’s Chiller take off their clothes after the game night. Right? Maybe that’s just wishful thinking or maybe that’s just how they do things in Erie, Pennsylvania. Whatever the case, it’s clearly how the game should be run.

I think I’d much rather watch this than the Erie Freeze. No offense guys.

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