Jan 30 2008
And this is your current 2007-2008 UCLA Cheering Squad! Yay! For full bios and more pictures you can visit the Spirit Squad Website. For all the splits, flexibility and serious body showing that these ladies do, I find it interesting how in every single main page cheerleader picture you see them all perched up, smiley, in nice scenery and with a “dainty” kind of look. We all know what goes through men’s minds while looking at these ladies. Can we just get a hint of that? Maybe throw in some props or something? Take this picture for example.
I mean you can’t possibly think that I’m all “yay UCLA!” in my head. That’s about the last thing on my mind. I’m thinking “if there were ever a time I wanted to be an inanimate object such as a powdered blue sock then this would be that time.” If those legs did any kind of opening, the guys in the stand would not be able to contain themselves.
I love that they continue to smile in the harshest of conditions. “Sure I’m putting two legs behind my head and trying to make a pyramid by standing on shoulders but come on team!” You know what else I love? The immunity of the fans here. I’m pretty sure at USC every guy is occupied by the song girls. I don’t see too many eyes pointed at those Spirit girls which is somewhat alarming. Do they smell?
Man, these girls could funkify the entire UCLA gym and I wouldn’t care. Look at those tushies!
Guy in the front of that trio of dudes is thinking “most people here probably think I’m gay but you see that girl up top? I hit that.”
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