And this is your current 2007-2008 UCLA Cheering Squad! Yay! For full bios and more pictures you can visit the Spirit Squad Website. For all the splits, flexibility and serious body showing that these ladies do, I find it interesting how in every single main page cheerleader picture you see them all perched up, smiley, in nice scenery and with a “dainty” kind of look. We all know what goes through men’s minds while looking at these ladies. Can we just get a hint of that? Maybe throw in some props or something? Take this picture for example.

I mean you can’t possibly think that I’m all “yay UCLA!” in my head. That’s about the last thing on my mind. I’m thinking “if there were ever a time I wanted to be an inanimate object such as a powdered blue sock then this would be that time.” If those legs did any kind of opening, the guys in the stand would not be able to contain themselves.

I love that they continue to smile in the harshest of conditions. “Sure I’m putting two legs behind my head and trying to make a pyramid by standing on shoulders but come on team!” You know what else I love? The immunity of the fans here. I’m pretty sure at USC every guy is occupied by the song girls. I don’t see too many eyes pointed at those Spirit girls which is somewhat alarming. Do they smell?

Man, these girls could funkify the entire UCLA gym and I wouldn’t care. Look at those tushies!

Guy in the front of that trio of dudes is thinking “most people here probably think I’m gay but you see that girl up top? I hit that.”

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There’s this guy by the name of Roland Liwag who writes for CBS Sportsline’s Spin, and he selects these cuties. Each week of the college football season he posts a bunch of pictures from around the country of college cheerleaders that he thinks are attractive. Now I must say that it’s not easy to do this. Despite the wonderful bodies these girls possess, there aren’t too many great looking ones, so I feel for Roland having to make the selections and I applaud his efforts. There just weren’t that many to choose from but I decided that there were ten worth noting. And here they are:

#10 - USF Cheerleader

Definitely a cute face but a little weird looking. I think it’s safe to say that all these girls have amazing bodies. Plus most of them get drunk at parties…which is nice.

#9 - Minnesota Cheerleader

A little weird looking but she’d probably give you the psycho sex. Her legs would be wrapped around you quite tightly.

#8 - Alabama Cheerleader

I like the spirit. I like the funk. I like it all. Well, that insane look on her face kind of scares me but hey, it’s all good.

#7 - BYU Cheerleader

No face but who cares, that sign is money.

#6 - LSU Cheerleader

She kind of reminds me of Kate Mara. She’s gotten kind of hot these days.

#5 - Colorado Cheerleader

The hippies must be psyched from the stands.

#4 - Kansas Cheerleader

She kind of looks like she’d be from the South and cook you anything you wanted. So tasty.

#3 - Ole Miss Cheerleader

See the little tongue thing going on? It’s not on purpose but I just wanted you to notice it.

#2 - Mount Union Cheerleader

Who the hell are the Mount Union Raiders? I just know that this girl is as cute as a button.

#1 - University of Miami Cheerleader

Was there any doubt at all? That girl could have 600 lbs under that face and I’d still love her. What a beauty.

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And when I say “Power” dancers I mean power dancers. These girls can seriously throw down. You can see more of this action in their team photo gallery. These ladies both have sex appeal and serious athletic ability. It’s a shame that the actual Rockets team won’t make it to the promised land any time soon. Rick Adelman’s been close in the past and he’ll be close again but I just don’t think they can cut it. McGrady is too injury prone and Yao is too slow to carry the team on his back. Plus no one can beat the Spurs…at least I don’t think. So while I have a small opinion of this team let’s talk about these girls. Are they from Houston? I hear most of them are which means Southern hospitality. That and they can probably ride a horse.

Is it me or does that look like Sharon Stone pre-1990? So back to horse riding. It means nothing but picturing one of these ladies all saddled up gives me a nice warm and fuzzy feeling. Well, as long as they are saddled up wearing their uniforms, carrying the pom poms and are in freezing cold weather. Or I could just see them in bikinis, or perhaps in a Rick Adelman penetration screen play designed to get the defender to commit to the double team.

Far and away my favorite kind of view when I have good seats to a game. Then again I’m from New York and was raised a Knicks fan so pretty much any view is a better view than watching their games.

My attention to detail could very much lead to my overall downfall. That downfall is when I will just completely give in and officially go insane because the slightest little thing on a female has the ability to mess with my head. Take this picture for example. Sure she’s got a great body. Sure she’s got spirit! But what do I see? I see a cute little overbite that occupies my brain for about an hour. I think of that overbite in conversation, in sexual situations, in battle, in playing cards, in eating lunch or even when taking out the garbage. It’s those cutie pie little things that puts me in a place I should never be.

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First of all I’d like the thank the boys over at Bustedcoverage for bringing this to my attention. She’s not featured here, but recently some photos from a Facebook Profile were released. They featured some sexy dancing, large inflamed breasts and very slutty behavior. That’s exactly what we want to see from our cheerleaders. And pending a Facebook accepted friend request I will be posting our subject, Hilary, as soon as possible on my Facebook site. For now though, enjoy. By the way, I received an email from Hilary today 1/16/08 requesting that I take her stuff down. I’ll honor that request. If it’s really her in that email then I’ll feel better about this whole thing. If not then I’ve been scammed. Hopefully the pictures are still up at Bustedcoverage.

Is it me or are the ladies of USF starting to catch up to the ladies at FSU? Is that even possible? I feel like 95% of the girls at FSU are incredibly hot and yet perhaps 96% are hot at USF.

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