Dec 26 2007
I could probably dedicate an entire article to this here Kelsi Metzler, the undisputed flexible and sexy cheerleader of the Oregon squad. Luckily Sports Illustrated already took care of it. I’m curious. Do the cheerleaders from these colleges even have a clue what they do to the minds of men ages 25-85? I mean 60 years is a pretty big window but in the span of five minutes of watching these women my brain turns into complete squash. It’s incredible how I turn into a moron from watching a flexible leg.
Here’s the entire squad. You can even find out more about each member on their team page! I’m so excited! Yay Oregon! Exclamation point! What must it be like to be a dude on this squad? My theory is that 99% of guys on cheerleading teams have to be gay. They HAVE to be right? How is it possible for them not to be gay? The other one percent? Asexual. There’s no way I’m wrong here.
I’ll bet you guys didn’t know this about Miss. Metzler:
Hobbies/Activities: Spending time with my family and friends, traveling, working out, and reading when I have some free time.
Best/favorite part of being a duck cheerleader: The growth that takes place as an individual. You learn so much about yourself and so many important life lessons, you come out a much stronger person.
Future Plans: After graduating, I plan on attending graduate school and obtaining my Masters in Teaching in hopes of making a career out of taking on 4th and 5th graders. At some point, I would like to get married and start a family, enjoy life’s little blessings, and finish by traveling the world.
Isn’t that incredible?
I think I’ll be rooting for the Ducks from now on. Well, at least I’ll be rooting for more flexibility and Kelsi Metzler.
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