Ladies and Gentlemen! You’re 2007/2008 Denver Nuggets Sexy Dancers! Can’t you picture that song “y’all ready for this” about to play? Word is Marcus Camby claimed to have “knocked all dem boots.” And JR Smith is believed to have “snuggled and snatched a few hoes myself.” Allen Iverson is reported to have kept his “hoeing and snick snicketage” to a minimum this season. Carmelo Anthony is apparently “content keeping my lips shiny and being gay.” Last but not least Kenyon Martin is “giving those bitches a fuckin’ they kaint fuck wit.” Well, I suppose as long as that stuff is going on then the Nuggets will certainly be fine this year. With all those guys healthy I actually think there’s some solid stuff going on. Let’s face it, no one will beat the Spurs but this years Nugs could make it interesting to watch.

This here is Lindy Koucky. This is her first year as a Denver Nugget dancer and boy is she excited. She was greeted with seven cornrows that were retired from Carmelo and Allen’s scalp. She’s a student and her favorite color is orange. She lists “making the Nuggets dance squad” as being her biggest accomplishment. Marcus Camby had a response as he read her profile page. “I’ll give that bitch a big accomplishment y’all, my dick yo.” Hard words from a hard man. He might average 30 rebounds a game for one game this year.

And it’s Daniele Gutierez! This would be her second year on the team. As a veteran Daniele says it’s really important to “take the boys at face value. I’m mean they’re all millionaires and fuck like stallions but let’s face it, they’re kids.” You got a point Daniele. When asked about her feelings on being an NBA dancer she said she loves “dancing for the NBA’s best team.” I’m sure Greg Popovich got a nice laugh at that one. To see the rest of the squad you can check out their NBA Cheering Page!

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