Ladies and Gentlemen! You’re 2007/2008 Denver Nuggets Sexy Dancers! Can’t you picture that song “y’all ready for this” about to play? Word is Marcus Camby claimed to have “knocked all dem boots.” And JR Smith is believed to have “snuggled and snatched a few hoes myself.” Allen Iverson is reported to have kept his “hoeing and snick snicketage” to a minimum this season. Carmelo Anthony is apparently “content keeping my lips shiny and being gay.” Last but not least Kenyon Martin is “giving those bitches a fuckin’ they kaint fuck wit.” Well, I suppose as long as that stuff is going on then the Nuggets will certainly be fine this year. With all those guys healthy I actually think there’s some solid stuff going on. Let’s face it, no one will beat the Spurs but this years Nugs could make it interesting to watch.

This here is Lindy Koucky. This is her first year as a Denver Nugget dancer and boy is she excited. She was greeted with seven cornrows that were retired from Carmelo and Allen’s scalp. She’s a student and her favorite color is orange. She lists “making the Nuggets dance squad” as being her biggest accomplishment. Marcus Camby had a response as he read her profile page. “I’ll give that bitch a big accomplishment y’all, my dick yo.” Hard words from a hard man. He might average 30 rebounds a game for one game this year.

And it’s Daniele Gutierez! This would be her second year on the team. As a veteran Daniele says it’s really important to “take the boys at face value. I’m mean they’re all millionaires and fuck like stallions but let’s face it, they’re kids.” You got a point Daniele. When asked about her feelings on being an NBA dancer she said she loves “dancing for the NBA’s best team.” I’m sure Greg Popovich got a nice laugh at that one. To see the rest of the squad you can check out their NBA Cheering Page!

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I tell ya if the Asian Persuasion looked a little more like this around the clock I’d be a much bigger fan. She makes me “me so hoany, me love you long time”. Damnet now I have a visual of that scene in “Full Metal Jacket” where the dude says “beaucoup” because of the black snake. Pretty money that the black dude whips it out and proves that it isn’t big. I mean how often does that happen? In any event, rather than get off the subject let’s stick with Asian gals. I think overall, I’m not a huge fan but I believe that when you spot a really hot Asian, they rival the hottest girls from any region in the world. Truly astounding. That and the catering to a man’s needs really helps. I imagine this little vixen caters to most of the Dolphin’s needs. She better. At 0-10 I think they might be the worst NFL team assembled since the game began. I gathered these pictures from a Linkinn collection and he seems to be even more perverted than myself. Way to go bud.

Can someone please explain to me why they dressed these girls in outfits that a two year old would wear? This girl is extraordinarily hot. There’s no doubt about it but even I think this is a bit obtuse. It’s a shame a girl this hot is subjected to this outfit. Is it so hard to get a pair of hot pants, throw on a bikini top and wear really high boots? The Miami Dolphins really need to get their heads in the game. It’s like a one piece sailor outfit or something. Jesus Christ guys, can’t you get anything right this year?

That’s more like it. She and the Asian chick are welcome any time. Has anyone here ever hooked up with a cheerleader? True story. I made out with a black alternate for the Dallas Cowboy’s cheerleader squad about 5 years ago. I met her at Culture club in New York City. She was with her friend who was a Hooter’s waitress from Tallahassee. Me and my buddy took them to an Irish pub at 3 in the morning. At the time I lived with my parents and we actually waited at Penn Station for a train to Long Island. We realized that would have been a bad move. So instead we took them to Blarney Stone. We ended up at their hotel which was a Howard Johnson’s on 58th. The Hooter’s girl refused to do anything with my buddy yet when I came back from the stairwell (where me and said cheerleader were getting it on) I found him in bed with her and she was topless. It was a fun night.

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Folks,

Due to the emergence and demand for the Facebook and Myspace sites (which will still be updated daily), I will now be making posts once a week until I can free up some more time to update more frequently.  The good news is that I will make the posts more detailed, and with more juicy commentary.  Check in on Wednesdays.

Brock

Interesting. They’re in Amsterdam and I don’t really see them cheering. Perhaps it’s all that hashish lying around. They’re all laughing, just chilling out. I can picture them in funny accents being like “hahaha, these blokes actually think we’re gonna do something?Just look at our asses, that’s good enough.”

Still no movement. They couldn’t be any more fucked up if they tried.

Hey there’s one in action! Well this picture was taken in 1996 so perhaps they were trying real hard before they realized they could get away with nearly anything over there. Playersprayers submitted these photos.