Ladies and Gentlemen! You’re 2007/2008 Denver Nuggets Sexy Dancers! Can’t you picture that song “y’all ready for this” about to play? Word is Marcus Camby claimed to have “knocked all dem boots.” And JR Smith is believed to have “snuggled and snatched a few hoes myself.” Allen Iverson is reported to have kept his “hoeing and snick snicketage” to a minimum this season. Carmelo Anthony is apparently “content keeping my lips shiny and being gay.” Last but not least Kenyon Martin is “giving those bitches a fuckin’ they kaint fuck wit.” Well, I suppose as long as that stuff is going on then the Nuggets will certainly be fine this year. With all those guys healthy I actually think there’s some solid stuff going on. Let’s face it, no one will beat the Spurs but this years Nugs could make it interesting to watch.

This here is Lindy Koucky. This is her first year as a Denver Nugget dancer and boy is she excited. She was greeted with seven cornrows that were retired from Carmelo and Allen’s scalp. She’s a student and her favorite color is orange. She lists “making the Nuggets dance squad” as being her biggest accomplishment. Marcus Camby had a response as he read her profile page. “I’ll give that bitch a big accomplishment y’all, my dick yo.” Hard words from a hard man. He might average 30 rebounds a game for one game this year.

And it’s Daniele Gutierez! This would be her second year on the team. As a veteran Daniele says it’s really important to “take the boys at face value. I’m mean they’re all millionaires and fuck like stallions but let’s face it, they’re kids.” You got a point Daniele. When asked about her feelings on being an NBA dancer she said she loves “dancing for the NBA’s best team.” I’m sure Greg Popovich got a nice laugh at that one. To see the rest of the squad you can check out their NBA Cheering Page!

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I tell ya if the Asian Persuasion looked a little more like this around the clock I’d be a much bigger fan. She makes me “me so hoany, me love you long time”. Damnet now I have a visual of that scene in “Full Metal Jacket” where the dude says “beaucoup” because of the black snake. Pretty money that the black dude whips it out and proves that it isn’t big. I mean how often does that happen? In any event, rather than get off the subject let’s stick with Asian gals. I think overall, I’m not a huge fan but I believe that when you spot a really hot Asian, they rival the hottest girls from any region in the world. Truly astounding. That and the catering to a man’s needs really helps. I imagine this little vixen caters to most of the Dolphin’s needs. She better. At 0-10 I think they might be the worst NFL team assembled since the game began. I gathered these pictures from a Linkinn collection and he seems to be even more perverted than myself. Way to go bud.

Can someone please explain to me why they dressed these girls in outfits that a two year old would wear? This girl is extraordinarily hot. There’s no doubt about it but even I think this is a bit obtuse. It’s a shame a girl this hot is subjected to this outfit. Is it so hard to get a pair of hot pants, throw on a bikini top and wear really high boots? The Miami Dolphins really need to get their heads in the game. It’s like a one piece sailor outfit or something. Jesus Christ guys, can’t you get anything right this year?

That’s more like it. She and the Asian chick are welcome any time. Has anyone here ever hooked up with a cheerleader? True story. I made out with a black alternate for the Dallas Cowboy’s cheerleader squad about 5 years ago. I met her at Culture club in New York City. She was with her friend who was a Hooter’s waitress from Tallahassee. Me and my buddy took them to an Irish pub at 3 in the morning. At the time I lived with my parents and we actually waited at Penn Station for a train to Long Island. We realized that would have been a bad move. So instead we took them to Blarney Stone. We ended up at their hotel which was a Howard Johnson’s on 58th. The Hooter’s girl refused to do anything with my buddy yet when I came back from the stairwell (where me and said cheerleader were getting it on) I found him in bed with her and she was topless. It was a fun night.

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Interesting. They’re in Amsterdam and I don’t really see them cheering. Perhaps it’s all that hashish lying around. They’re all laughing, just chilling out. I can picture them in funny accents being like “hahaha, these blokes actually think we’re gonna do something?Just look at our asses, that’s good enough.”

Still no movement. They couldn’t be any more fucked up if they tried.

Hey there’s one in action! Well this picture was taken in 1996 so perhaps they were trying real hard before they realized they could get away with nearly anything over there. Playersprayers submitted these photos.

You gotta love this column at CBS Sportsline. They make my work so easy. How could I not start off with a South Carolina Game Cock?

Nick Saban has never been so happy with the Alabama Crimson. Guy gets to leave the NFL which he never should have joined in the first place. Guy gets revered by every student at the school.  Guy could easily get BJ’s from all of these chicks if he really wanted to.

Jesus Christ this girl is cute. I might actually fly to a Hurricanes game just to see her do a split in the air.

Well, the Cleveland Cavaliers are looking pretty stinky this year. Lebron James will have a stellar year with a particularly unstellar cast. The rest of the East will catch up. The Celtics look tough and I’m sure the Pistons will right the ship. So what in God’s name would keep Bron Bron on his home court? These ladies of the NBA for starters.

I’ve actually been to a few games at the Garden when Lebron was there. He’s a great talent, there’s no doubt about it, but I caught him at least 3 times socializing with Spike Lee. I’m guessing he’d point his eyes in this direction if she were a Knicks City Dancer.

Focus ladies. Focus. Then do a split, pull your legs back behind your heads, smile, scream, cheer, and look like you mean it damnet.

Back in 2005 Maxim introduce some ladies from the gridiron. I personally like these pictures the most out of the entire gallery. It’s no surprise that the first picture contains a couple from the Cincinnati Bengals squad. Move those chains!

No clue what team these two are on. No matter. No care. Just oiled up and ready to pop.

It’s nearly impossible to go wrong with the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders. But when they’re fighting with the New Orleans Saints? That’s what I’m talking about.

You’ll see that a few days back I posted some Halloween pictures of the Texans Cheerleaders. Why stop there though? Those were from back in 2006. The newly minted 2008 squad had their own little bash and these are just a few pictures from the event.

I dig the girl on the right. Not quite sure what to make of this hear fellow on the bottom. Picture would be way better if both of his hands were much closer to the crotch area of the ladies.

Arghh matey! Argghhhh! Sex with stomach…please….stomach…air.

If you’re German and you’re a dork then you’ve probably visited Zockerseele. I’d consider myself to be both cool and undorky so naturally my visit to this turf of faggotry was made possible by the photo submissions of Cipha on Flickr. I will say this though: those gaming conventions produce some fine tushies.

Don’t ask me why but these are the Tentacle Booth Babes? I’m not quite sure what it means but I’d imagine Zockersteele von kiss my assing housen would know. Video game poon. Now that’d be a good site.

“Fella, have you never seen a woman before? Would you stop following me around? This is the closest you’ve ever come to a vagina?”