Alyssa is a student at Temple University.  She’s afraid of sharks.  Her favorite ice cream is “anything chocolate.”  Yeah I got your anything chocolate right here honey.  Oh wait I have a tiny Jewish dick.  Let’s move on.  The Eagles have a nice little squad this year.

Given that I’m a Knicks fan (yes it is funny isn’t it?) I felt this would be an excellent start to this site. About the only bright spot in this organization for the past 5 years has been yes, The Knicks City Dancers. Actually the Knicks City Kids are a badass bunch of dancers but I don’t want to have sex with any of them so naturally they don’t apply here. As the Knicks will most likely blow yet again (unless you guys actually think Zach Randolph will play D) I do look forward to the gyrating, leg spreading, sweating in my face antics of these lovely women. This one here is Marcela. I’ve taken the liberty of finding the best page to look at the Knick’s City Dancers. Some good shit on there. For the official site check this out.